Narrator: It was Thursday night in the Stiller's residence. Two sisters, Trish and Amanda (the two oldest), barged into their home, a brown stone on Park Avenue at around 7:30. They walked in through the backdoor, and headed towards the den where their younger brother, Carlos, was doing homework.

Trish: YOU DAMN IDIOT, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH WHAT'S MINE AGAIN!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Amanda: I'm sorry. If Iknew you would get this pissed off, I wouldn't have taken them.

Narrator: Both Trish and Amanda start walking upstairs.

Amanda: Why won't you accept my apology? They're just a pair of stupid contacts.

Trish: YOU'RE NOT SORRY, YOU JUST WANT ME TO STOP BITCHIN AT YOU.

Amanda: I, I, I, I am sorry.

Narrator: The girls are upstairs, they've just walked into the den where their younger brother Carlos is.

Trish: YOU LYING BITCH!

Carlos: Whoa, what's up? What's with all the yelling?

Trish: THIS STUPID BITCH TOOK MY CONTACTS! MY DAMN $345.00 CONTACTS!

Amanda: DAMN TRISH, I SAID I'M SORRY!

Trish: SHUT UP!

Narrator: Jessica, the third oldest sibling, walks in.

Jessica: What's up guys? How's it going? It was kinda wierd, why weren't you guys talking to each other at all today?

Carlos: Because these two dumb nuts are at each other's heads. Trish is pissed as hell because Amanda took her contacts and lost one of them at Beacon.

Jessica: Ouch, I'm sorry.

Trish: Jessica, did you see AMANDA take my contacts from my room?

Jessica: I don't really remember.

Amanda: Ha, you can't prove anything you dumb shit.

Trish: GO TO HELL! Jessica, did you see her with them at all today at school?

Jessica: Ummmm, I'm not sure, I think so. I didn't have 2nd period today, and during my 4th period class, I sat in front with Julia, while Amanda sat in back.Those are the only two periods I have with Amanda.

Trish: You damn liar!!! So, you're on her side, that's fine. Don't come to me for anything. EVER!

Amanda: LEAVE HER ALONE!

Jessica: Forget this, I don't need this shit. Just keep me out of this mess.

Narrator: Jessica walks out of the den and heads to her room.

Trish: So, Carlos are you on her side as well?

Carlos: Huh? What? I'm not sure that I saw anything, hey I'm just a bystander...like Jessica.

Trish: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! SO, YOU ARE ON HER SIDE!

Narrator: It was too late, and they were too tired, to continue the argument. In the days that followed, the two sisters put their differences aside. Carlos never did finish his homework. THAT INDOLENT BASTARD!!!